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    Spammer di mediocre esperienza Lightmage [Ow]'s Avatar
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    WARNING, THE NEXT THREE POSTS BY ME ARE FOR OLDER EYES. I HAVE CENSORED WHAT I CAN.

    I'm not sure if you guys have heard of a guy on the net by the name of "Bloodninja." He goes online to people who think that they are going to cyber, then he makes the FUNNIEST comments. Here's my favs:

    PART 1 OF 3

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me #@%$!, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of $!@%.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?


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    Part 2 of 3

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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    Part 3 of 3

    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh sh*t
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh sh*t
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


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    OMG

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    OMG un genio!

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    un mito

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH STUPENDOOOOOOOOOO

    son qua che rido come un deficente nella notte davanti al pc
    Unusual combat tactics
    Aka Lynn

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    The Dark Side Of MySelf Infe's Avatar
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    un mito??? questo ? un segaiolo che si fa le pippe davanti al pc


    edit: non avevo letto quella del rinoceronte>>>>>>>>>>>> li ? un genio :lollone:

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    Originally posted by Infe@Sep 10 2005, 13:45
    un mito??? questo ? un segaiolo che si fa le pippe davanti al pc


    edit: non avevo letto quella del rinoceronte>>>>>>>>>>>> li ? un genio :lollone:
    sar? anche un segaiolo ma ? trooooooppo lol :lollone:

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    "che schiava di Roma iddio la creò" Herø's Avatar
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    questo tipo ? nella mia top 10.

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    oddioooo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA fantastico :lollone: asddsdasds
    ho riso dall'inizio alla fine davvero mitticoo

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